"Against Foodies" -- Slate

Wanna see a neat trick? In this review, LV Anderson says the book Smart Casual: The Transformation of Gourmet Restaurant Style in America is a “damning indictment of bourgeois dining habits”. As an example of the moral depravity of “foodieism”, Anderson writes of “exhibition kitchens”, which present a section of the working kitchen where restaurant patrons can see workers preparing food:

Well-heeled patrons have begun paying a premium for seating arrangements that give them a view of their food as it’s cooked. But the “work” they witness is a sanitized, aestheticized version of the labor actually required to keep a restaurant kitchen running—the live-action equivalent of food-porn programs like Barefoot Contessa. (Many restaurants with open kitchens relegate menial labor and ugly industrial equipment to enormous prep kitchens behind closed doors.) What makes this trend particularly galling is that it coincides with a spate of chef memoirs (like [Anthony] Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential) that detail the demeaning demands, unpleasant working conditions, and disruptive hours of professional kitchen jobs. Foodies hypothetically know better—they know restaurants are built on the backs of grunts—but they pay extra not to help improve kitchen labor conditions, but to induce chefs to play-act a fantasy of leisurely, creative cooking. So much for foodie solidarity with the people who produce their food.

You catch that? The trick is in the big assumptions — first that “exhibition kitchens” are a luxury addition to restaurant decor. They’re not. Chipotle grills meat in view of customers. And they’re following the lead of every respectable taqueria in San Francisco.

The second trick is the assertion that “foodies” don’t know that kitchen labor is physically hard and occasionally grueling even though, by Anderson’s definition, “foodies” are well-acquainted with and fetishize the message that kitchen labor is physically hard and occasionally grueling.

It happens again and again in the essay. For another example, check out Anderson’s paragraph about “culinary excellence”, which assumes that chef talent and cooking talent ought to be one and the same, leading to the conclusion that the prominent trend of near-sourcing ingredients and trumpeting said ingredients’ inherent quality are misdirections. Though not likely to be the case, the essay makes Anderson appear to have never considered that chefs have long prized high-quality ingredients (for obvious reasons) and that near-sourcing is a reaction to supermarket homogenization. Those tomatoes Los Angelenos used to buy at Safeway in 1992? They were the same bland tomatoes from the same mega-farm, engineered for hardiness and visual attractiveness, not taste, that people in Boise bought.

Now, however, thanks to the efforts of people who care about such things, we can bite into the mealy monstrosity that is Granny Smith apples, or buy a sugar-punchy Honeycrisp. We know that WalMart’s grocery section often only carries produce from within 50 miles of the store because it’s simultaneously cheaper and fresher that way. Best yet, because of “foodies’” emphasis on near-sourcing and honoring regional heritage, diners of all backgrounds have more options specific to their place rather than settling for a Euro-centric ideal of Great Food.

But Anderson’s most insulting assumptions of all are in this passage and its subsequent sentences:

The food movement ran into trouble when it began insisting that good taste was also capital-G good: Food that is good for the environment, for animals, for workers, for community-building, and for health will also taste the best.

Read those carefully, because they’re not the same thing; Anderson conflates A causing B for B causing A. It’s hardly a “damning indictment” of “foodies” to say that a good number of them honestly believe that by nurturing and caring for the entire food production process — farm-to-table to use the buzz term — the food will taste better and people will be better for it. The point is not that good-tasting food is virtuous, but that if our choices result in good-tasting food either way, why not try to make the rest of the process better, indirectly do better by the world, and have better-tasting food for it because overall we might feel better for doing good? It’s not complicated.

The rest of the paragraph mistakes “voting with your wallet” for “voting by buying the more expensive things”, again ignoring the economic incentive brought about by the network effects of near-sourcing. When somebody — chef or everyday grocery shopper — buys a fish straight from the boat that caught it four hours before, the fishermen still get their cut, and the customer both pays less than she would have for day-old fillets at the supermarket and gets fresher fish. If more and more people do that, yes, the middlemen responsible for distribution lose out, but everyone else is a winner. Even if middlemen persist, the “foodie”, by Anderson’s own definition, wants to ensure that the food reaches her in pristine condition, which requires care for the entire process, which requires care for the workers, including the middlemen!


Carolina-style barbecue is pretty solid, but I’m very much a Texas-style barbecue partisan. Cow over pig, I guess.
That said, there’s a wonderful way of improving pulled pork. (YES. YOU CAN IMPROVE IT!) It’s called the Barbecue Reuben.
Grab some rye bread. Dump your barbecue on it. Now, here’s the genius part…
…Pile a scoop of baked mac ‘n cheese on top of it. Then pile a scoop of cole slaw on top of that. Complete the sandwich. Grill it. (Or, if you’re fancy schmancy, use one o’ them panini things, aka: the Rich Man’s Foreman Grill.) Supplement with sweet potato fries, if that’s your thing — healthier than onion rings, you know.
This seems excessive, but, really, it’s just a mix of savory, carby, sweet, crispy, and melty all in one handful. And who doesn’t want that?

Carolina-style barbecue is pretty solid, but I’m very much a Texas-style barbecue partisan. Cow over pig, I guess.

That said, there’s a wonderful way of improving pulled pork. (YES. YOU CAN IMPROVE IT!) It’s called the Barbecue Reuben.

Grab some rye bread. Dump your barbecue on it. Now, here’s the genius part…

…Pile a scoop of baked mac ‘n cheese on top of it. Then pile a scoop of cole slaw on top of that. Complete the sandwich. Grill it. (Or, if you’re fancy schmancy, use one o’ them panini things, aka: the Rich Man’s Foreman Grill.) Supplement with sweet potato fries, if that’s your thing — healthier than onion rings, you know.

This seems excessive, but, really, it’s just a mix of savory, carby, sweet, crispy, and melty all in one handful. And who doesn’t want that?


These are all the ingredients you need for delicious pasta. Add more olive oil, if you wish. Add meat, if you wish. Add canneloni beans, if you wish. Use a fresh jalapeno, if you wish. Switch up the pasta type, if you wish. But the core dish remains the same.
Get that garlic and oil into a hot pan. Get the sliced jalapenos in there. Get the anchovies in there. Cook that mofo down until it’s a bubbly, oily mess. Set it to simmer. Get the olives in there. Meanwhile, hopefully, you’ve been cooking your pasta.
Mix.
Serve.
Add parmesan, if you wish.
Deadspin posted a variation that is, of course, delicious. Oven-roasted grape tomatoes are always welcome in my household.

These are all the ingredients you need for delicious pasta. Add more olive oil, if you wish. Add meat, if you wish. Add canneloni beans, if you wish. Use a fresh jalapeno, if you wish. Switch up the pasta type, if you wish. But the core dish remains the same.

Get that garlic and oil into a hot pan. Get the sliced jalapenos in there. Get the anchovies in there. Cook that mofo down until it’s a bubbly, oily mess. Set it to simmer. Get the olives in there. Meanwhile, hopefully, you’ve been cooking your pasta.

Mix.

Serve.

Add parmesan, if you wish.

Deadspin posted a variation that is, of course, delicious. Oven-roasted grape tomatoes are always welcome in my household.


Tacos on Flickr.From La Unica restaurant, in Harrisburg, NC, you can see the chorizo taco in the upper left, lengua tacos in the upper right, and chicken tacos at the bottom. Yes, that’s also a roasted onion and jalapeno in the bowl, with onions and cilantro generously tossed over the corn tortilla-ed awesomeness.

Tacos on Flickr.

From La Unica restaurant, in Harrisburg, NC, you can see the chorizo taco in the upper left, lengua tacos in the upper right, and chicken tacos at the bottom. Yes, that’s also a roasted onion and jalapeno in the bowl, with onions and cilantro generously tossed over the corn tortilla-ed awesomeness.


Nostalgia and sadness upon closure of a local branch of the second-largest coffee chain in the country

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Caribou Coffee is in the midst of a major rebranding and restructuring effort. Part of it involves converting some outlets to new corporate cousin Peet’s Coffee, and part of it involves shuttering a bunch of stores. One of the stores slated for closure this Sunday is near and dear to me: the East Blvd. location in Charlotte, NC.

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Let’s say you’re driving south through Atlanta, around dinner time. Do yourself a favor and avoid driving through the center city by taking 285 northwest, and stop at the Heirloom Market BBQ. The Official Wife of Creamy Middles left it up to her dining companion to order, and he selected the Texas Trinity: brisket, short ribs, and hot sausage, with two sides, which in this case were mac ‘n cheese and collards.
The Official Wife most enjoyed the ribs, lamenting that there were only three on the platter, “forcing” her to claim two, since it’s just bad form for a man and woman to share a single rib. Meanwhile, her companion took it upon himself to snap up more than his share of the brisket, slurping the grease off his fingers, and openly wondering if it would be gluttonous to step back in line and order another serving. (It would have been, so he didn’t.)
In The South, one can easily find good barbecue — Texas-style, North Cack-style, et cetera — if one cares to find it. However, the very best places, like Heirloom, are not just “good” in the sense that their meat is flavorful and tender and beautiful to behold. They are “good” in the way that one must carefully maneuver his car through a tight parking lot shared with a convenience store, push past a chalkboard full of specials and through a swinging wooden door, call an audible at the register in order to score a slice of pecan pie, and only after sitting down at a counter, with smoky flavors wafting up from the platter, notice that this place has a sauce titled “Hotlanta”, because that makes all the sense in the world.

Let’s say you’re driving south through Atlanta, around dinner time. Do yourself a favor and avoid driving through the center city by taking 285 northwest, and stop at the Heirloom Market BBQ. The Official Wife of Creamy Middles left it up to her dining companion to order, and he selected the Texas Trinity: brisket, short ribs, and hot sausage, with two sides, which in this case were mac ‘n cheese and collards.

The Official Wife most enjoyed the ribs, lamenting that there were only three on the platter, “forcing” her to claim two, since it’s just bad form for a man and woman to share a single rib. Meanwhile, her companion took it upon himself to snap up more than his share of the brisket, slurping the grease off his fingers, and openly wondering if it would be gluttonous to step back in line and order another serving. (It would have been, so he didn’t.)

In The South, one can easily find good barbecue — Texas-style, North Cack-style, et cetera — if one cares to find it. However, the very best places, like Heirloom, are not just “good” in the sense that their meat is flavorful and tender and beautiful to behold. They are “good” in the way that one must carefully maneuver his car through a tight parking lot shared with a convenience store, push past a chalkboard full of specials and through a swinging wooden door, call an audible at the register in order to score a slice of pecan pie, and only after sitting down at a counter, with smoky flavors wafting up from the platter, notice that this place has a sauce titled “Hotlanta”, because that makes all the sense in the world.


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